"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
-Anonymous
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. " -Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy Rooney
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." -Joe Weinstein
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. " -Mark Twain
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Cara
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." -Phil Pastoret
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